May 2013
146 posts
regulusfuckingblack:
carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:
hornyspice:
mirandaisnothere:
hornyspice:
shine bright like a diamond
Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect.
reflect bright like a diamond
you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright
shine bright like...
nightlifemingus:
‘actually, you CAN be racist to white people,’ says richard dawkins smugly—his default mode of delivery. ‘in fact, why don’t we check the dictionary, shall we, hmm?’ *he rifles through the pages*
‘ah, yes, R for “racism,” let’s see… UGWAHH??!??’ [camera zooms in the entry for ‘racism’ in the dictionary: it reads ‘your gay’]
doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
its green and mean and it cant be trusted
menmas-booty:
menmas-booty:
There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.
For those who might doubt me
tirehaus:
Dog’s Life for the PS2 is an open world game where you play as a dog. There is a poop button and buttons for pee right/pee left. You can pick up your poop with your mouth and throw it things.
i used to love that game so much
I’m here all night.
XBOX ONE ‘step forward and 360 steps back’
Why do they call it the XBOX ONE?
Because you turn one pi radians and walk away
XBOX ‘don’t want’ ONE
XBOX ONE ‘less worry for Sony’
XBOX ‘back to square’ ONE
XBOX ‘not even ONCE’
XBOX ‘no ONE cares’
XBOX ONE/10
XBOX ‘there’s only ONE game’
XBOX: ONE GAMES: NIL
alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
